Stay positive; develop your craft...ah, who am I kidding? Work hard sucking up to rich idiots who can help your career
When someone sees one of my movies, I call them at home the next day to thank them
Four words: Pantene Moisture Renewal Shampoo
Don't hassle the Hoff
Make a sex tape. Folks love to see famous people doin' it
Here's what I did; answered an ad in the newspaper for "movie stars"
Get yourself a sneezing monkey
Avoid taxes by declaring yourself a church
Don't miss a chance to shamelessly promote your work -- and go see the hilarious new film "Marley & Me," now playing at a theater near you
Try to do something funny on Leno
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