Jan 29, 2009

Fun - Top Ten Signs Your New Year Is Off To A Bad Start

It's January 9th and there's still a fat guy passed out on your sofa from New Year's Eve

All the money you didn't lose in the Ponzi scheme, you bet on the Colts

Regis just moved in next door

Began year in emergency room having novelty "2009" glasses removed from your stomach

Your wife's resolution was to give up sex, with you

You're still sitting in your Y2K bunker

Company transferred you to an office in Gaza

Somali pirates just stole your Buick

Your cholesterol is higher than the stock market

It's Friday night and you're watching Letterman

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